Limerick Liaison

On the Limerick: Wikipedia: A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form (aabba), originally popularized in English by Edward Lear. Limericks are frequently witty or humorous, and sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The following example of a limerick is of anonymous origin.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

In space that is quite economical,

But the good ones I've seen so seldom are clean,

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

On the P family: known for their witty one liners and keen intellect, patrician descendants of PKP with an epicurean bent and fondness for anything amusing ;-)

So here goes an original from the P stables (attributed to one of the dapper young men of yore):
There was a man from Mecca
Who went for a ride in an Ekka.
The Ekka broke down
And up flew his gown.
He asked the driver, "Kuchh Dekka"?

Edited on 17th June-
After a giggly M called this morning to remind me of a few more from the same source, I have to edit this post to add them:

There was a man from Madras,
Whose b*lls were made of brass.
In windy weather they struck together,
And sparks flew out of his a*se

There was a woman named sparky,

Who foolishly married a darky,

And for her sins she had three pairs of twins,

One white, one black and one khaki.

We weren't sure if this one qualifies as a limerick, but putting it up anyway:

Algy had a bear,

The bear was bulgy,

The bulge was algy

*Disclaimer: Anyone from the P family reading this not to take umbrage; the bachha party has grown up to B Dada tales! :)